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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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