Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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