How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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