Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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