just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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