Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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