Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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