JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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