I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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