I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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