in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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