This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
