My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
