yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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