dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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