She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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