Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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