Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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