your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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