Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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