i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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