Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
third nipple confirmed
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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