For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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