Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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