So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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