I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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