windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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