Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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