hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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