How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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