She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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