Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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