Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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