May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I forget how to act sober
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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