I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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