I must be too annoying 4 u.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm like, not good at living.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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