Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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