Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You should frame my arrest warrant.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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