i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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