living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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