Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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