And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
