The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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