my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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