My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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