Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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