He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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