So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
