I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
