plz talk dirty to me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
40s are totally the cure
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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