Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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