is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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